Aerodynamic

I never really realized how soothing techno music can be. Daft Punk keeps finding new ways to make me happy, almost daily now. Just saying.

So, it's Saturday night/Sunday morning. Technically, I think it's Sunday. So a Valentine's Day post is in order! Chocolate, romantic evenings, and if you're single and resentful; Anti-Valentine's Day parties are in store! Hooray. Personally, I love the Anti-Valentine's Day parties, because they usually involve frosting when they're done right, and frosting is amazing (please note, I am not single, I just like frosting. A lot.).

Maybe I should make a list of fun things...

Fun Things to Do on Valentine's Day!

1) "Watch" a movie that somehow involves a couple (push this limit as far as you'd like)

2) Go out for a romantic dinner (White Castle is actually taking reservations, I swear)

3) Make fun of your single friends (I like to call mine and sing "Single Ladies")

4) Eat a tub of frosting, together (frosting is so not just for the single people)

5) Go to an Anti-Valentine's Day party, even though you're not single, just to piss everyone else off

Wow, apparently, the only non-conventional activities I can think of involve making single people feel even more lonely. Oops.

On a side note, things to NOT do on Valentine's Day include, but are not limited to; watching the Star Wars Christmas Special, bathing in acid (together), and selling your souls to Satan (together).

So yeah, Happy Valentine's Day everyone! Go make fun of your Lame-O single friends. Today is the best day to do it!

Also, I'm pretty sure Valentine's Day is a myth. St. Valentine wasn't real. The original holiday involved random sex. Draw a name out of a hat and mess around.

Just saying.

Future Future Future Perfect

Yes, that was a reference to a Freezepop. Look them up.

I set out to write a fun post about something, but you know what? Nothing is really coming to mind. Tuesday is possibly the most boring day of the week. What happens on Tuesday? DVD releases. Who the hell gets excited for a DVD release? No one. Odds are, you've already seen the movie in theaters, and if it's straight to DVD, oh dear...

The only fun thing that happens on Tuesday is video game releases. But gamers who are getting the game at release most likely picked it up at midnight. That's in the "Monday-Tuesday" gray area, so you can't say that game releases make Tuesdays that fun. Nor do they make Mondays suck any less. Tuesday is like the really boring uncle you don't see that often. He takes you out to lunch when he comes to visit, but his stories are all about his job at the office, usually involving the copy machine. You just want lunch to be over, because he's boring. I just want Tuesday to be over. It's boring.

Look up "Less Talk More Rokk" by Freezepop. It's a fun song.

New Blog, New (witty word or phrase)

Hi America! (I don't care if you're Canadian, who said anything about being politically correct?)

It's been a while since I last started a blog. Maybe this time I'll actually update this one regularly. Maybe I'll updated daily. Maybe Miley Cyrus is talented. I could go on.

If you're wondering why I'm starting this blog up, and why I dislike Canada, so am I (please note, I don't actually dislike Canada). I have absolutely no clue what I'm going to blog about, I just sort of felt that this was the way for me to go. If no one is reading this, I'm talking to myself. Cool.

I like short paragraphs.

I guess I could talk about something now, and make this post a decent length. Set a precedent, right? That would mean I actually have to do things in the future though...

Who cares. Precedents are for parties and politicians, none of which exist in this small corner of the universe.

Who the hell came up with that phrase, anyway? "Corner of the Universe." Certainly not an astrophysicist, are anyone with a scientific background. The Universe is supposed to be an infinite expanse. Where the hell would it have corners? I suppose every corner on every planet could be considered a corner of the Universe itself, but I really don't think that counts. If it does, that's a lot of corners. Shit I feel small...

I'm going to go eat something spicy.