So, it's Saturday night/Sunday morning. Technically, I think it's Sunday. So a Valentine's Day post is in order! Chocolate, romantic evenings, and if you're single and resentful; Anti-Valentine's Day parties are in store! Hooray. Personally, I love the Anti-Valentine's Day parties, because they usually involve frosting when they're done right, and frosting is amazing (please note, I am not single, I just like frosting. A lot.).
Maybe I should make a list of fun things...
Fun Things to Do on Valentine's Day!
1) "Watch" a movie that somehow involves a couple (push this limit as far as you'd like)
2) Go out for a romantic dinner (White Castle is actually taking reservations, I swear)
3) Make fun of your single friends (I like to call mine and sing "Single Ladies")
4) Eat a tub of frosting, together (frosting is so not just for the single people)
5) Go to an Anti-Valentine's Day party, even though you're not single, just to piss everyone else off
Wow, apparently, the only non-conventional activities I can think of involve making single people feel even more lonely. Oops.
On a side note, things to NOT do on Valentine's Day include, but are not limited to; watching the Star Wars Christmas Special, bathing in acid (together), and selling your souls to Satan (together).
So yeah, Happy Valentine's Day everyone! Go make fun of your Lame-O single friends. Today is the best day to do it!
Also, I'm pretty sure Valentine's Day is a myth. St. Valentine wasn't real. The original holiday involved random sex. Draw a name out of a hat and mess around.
Just saying.
You're wrong about the original Valentine's day. St. Valentine was real, but had no known romance or affiliation with romance; he was a bishop who was martyred on February 14, the romance was added by the time records about him were lost. And sorry, but no random sex.
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Dude, you're actually wrong. I used to women's encyclopedia of myth, that we read last year. St. Valentine was created by the church. He was created to be a martyr so they could change the holiday. Check your facts. Valentine's Day is a joke, but I still love it.
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